The 7 dirtiest jobs in IT
Dirty IT job No. 7: Legacy systems archaeologist
WANTED: INDIVIDUALS FAMILIAR WITH 3270, VAX/VMS, COBOL, AS/400, AND OTHER LEGACY SYSTEMS NO ONE ELSE REMEMBERS. MUST BE ABLE TO TYPE ENTIRELY IN CAPITAL LETTERS FOR EXTENDED PERIODS. APPLICANTS MUST MEET MINIMUM AGE REQUIREMENT OF 55.
Dirty IT job No. 6: Help desk zombie
Excellententry-level opportunity for multitasking individual with low self-esteem. Ability to read from scripts a plus. Potential to move up to bug scraper, password reset technician, or tape rotation coordinator
Dirty IT job No. 5: On-site reboot specialist
Seeking individuals for on-site support of end-users. Must be familiar with three-fingered Ctrl-Alt-Del salute and power cord reconfiguration. Ability to withstand a variety of environments and personality types; concealed-weapons permit a plus. Individuals with anger management issues need not apply.
Dirty IT job No. 4: Interdepartmental peace negotiator
Lookingfor self-starter skilled at moderating tech disputes between warring factions within the same company or between company and its client. Must possess experience in ego-stroking, manipulative massage, and hand-to-hand combat.
Dirty IT job No. 3: Enterprise espionage engineer (black ops)
Seeking slippery individuals comfortable with lying, cheating, stealing, breaking, and entering for penetration testing of enterprise networks. Requirements include familiarity with hacking, malware, and forgery; must be able to plausibly impersonate a pest control specialist or a fire marshal. Please submit rap sheet along with resume.
Dirty IT job No. 2: Datacenter migration specialist
Position involves relocating and reconfiguring datacenter over impossible distances within a ridiculously short time frame. Prior experience as cable jockey, rack-n-stack grunt, console monkey, and/or log zombie a plus.
Dirty IT job No. 1: Sludge systems architect
Seeking individuals with demonstrated ability to squeeze over, under, or between confined spaces to solve technical problems. Candidates should be prepared to work long hours for low pay under adverse conditions. Must not be allergic to sawdust, vermin, airborne pathogens, or sewage.
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Komentar:
Nomor 4, kayaknya cocok untuk auditor.
Bukan njar, no. 4 cocoknya untuk politikus hehehehehe….
rezayazdi
Maret 19, 2008 at 6:30 am
bukannya IT emang dirty job? :D
Aka
Maret 19, 2008 at 8:25 am
huahahahaha…nyindir bgt neh mas anjar. gw harmpir ada danpenranh ngalamin di semua nomor…
that’s funny my friend
isal
Maret 19, 2008 at 8:40 am
Hahahaha, kayaknya nanti kerjaanku bakal berhubungan ama nomer 5 dan 2 deh…
yang punya bramantyo.com
Maret 19, 2008 at 10:24 am
Gyahaha… Yang nomer 3 asik, kayaknya. Harus bisa nyamar jadi petugas pemadam kebakaran n melampirkan catatan kriminal bersama CV. :D
Arin
Maret 19, 2008 at 11:48 am
this is a good one..:-D
acooljerk
Maret 19, 2008 at 2:18 pm
#1 is damn perfect!!!!
“Candidates should be prepared to work long hours for low pay under adverse conditions.”
hahaha….
Beste Grüße,
Dafferianto
Dafferianto Trinugroho
Maret 20, 2008 at 10:58 am
Gimana dengan sertifikasi Microsoft Certified Install Ulang? :D
dnial
Maret 20, 2008 at 5:46 pm
kikiki…. :D salam kenal dari sayah…
Dimas
Maret 21, 2008 at 6:35 am
“Candidates should be prepared to work long hours for low pay under adverse conditions.”
ohhh noo!!!!
ogah kerja gw kalo kyk gitu :D
kambingoranye
Maret 22, 2008 at 8:13 am
Gimana dengan sertifikasi Microsoft Certified Install Ulang?
lucu juga,
kemampuan tak terbatas mengulang hal-hal yang sama, seperti install ini baru kemudian install itu, setelah itu baru…
idup kok kayak robot
persyaratan utama, ga boleh make teknik copy harddisk / image…
kambingoranye
Maret 22, 2008 at 8:15 am
anjar masiyh mau jadi aparat kok weeew
juned
Maret 23, 2008 at 2:14 pm
hahaha parah semua tuh…palagai yg nomor pertama…itu mah arkeolog bukannya IT spesialis….hahaha :-)
uwiuw
Maret 24, 2008 at 7:56 am
yang jelas nomor6 bukan type saya
Freddy Hernawan
Maret 24, 2008 at 9:50 am
Oh….IT, What the hell is going on, so many jobs in IT,but it just likes dirtiest job.
I really confuse why i prefer study in IT to anothers?Hehe maybe cause “all Jobs in IT is dirtiest job” ,hehe just kidding.
tiftazani
Maret 25, 2008 at 3:59 am
waah2…..
BuaT yg NgataAin IT itu dirty JoB,, ati2 aja yah!!!
Tunggu PemBalasaN dRi aNk IT….
kita semua anak IT sudah Nemui aLamat aNda…
Jdi.. Tunggu Aja yah!! di Tempat anDa…
Di tUngGu tAnggaL maennYa…….
(ViRus CommuNity)
Kambing...
Maret 25, 2008 at 8:07 am
do’h….
ada anak IT yang marah tuhh… hati2…
:p
sigit p
Maret 26, 2008 at 11:29 am
hahaha… :))
ampun2 deh.. harus malu ato bangga ya..
AL
Maret 27, 2008 at 6:44 am
Huahahaha, kerenn nih.
Gw link yaa
BaLL
Maret 28, 2008 at 4:12 am
@Kambing..
Klo sikap lo ky gini malah tambah malu2in anak IT,,
AndRa
-[IT Engineer,Technician,Helpdesk,all in one….outsourcing lg]-
AndRa
April 9, 2008 at 4:04 am
wkwkwk kocak2 no 7&5
btw no.2 gw bgt tuh!! ‘tolong untuk migrasi dan backup 2 menit!!’ -_-‘
@kambing<< anak smp =))
ynd
Desember 22, 2009 at 9:50 am